🚽 Form 001: The Leak Has Begun

Congratulations.

You’ve gained unauthorized access to classified hygiene intel.

This is the first official dispatch from the Department of Dignity.
The rebellion against streaks, shame, and subpar toilet culture has begun.

If you're reading this, you're early.
And we remember the early ones.

Expect limited drops, insider updates, and maybe even a top-secret sample…

Until then:
🧻 Stay clean.
🕊 Stay dignified.
💨 Pay your Ass Tax.